He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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