how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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