is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
