If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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