So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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