do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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