p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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