I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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