is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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