Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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