the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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