You're so nebulous sometimes
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
false alarm, still single
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
