I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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