my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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