i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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