i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have already put on my inside pants.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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