The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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