Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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