You can't motorboat a personality
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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