I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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