...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
