you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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