Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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