am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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