Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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