Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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