Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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