Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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