Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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