he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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