i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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