I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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