Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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