none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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