brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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