Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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