hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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