I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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