He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad