The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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