So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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