Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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