just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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