physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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