Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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