Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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