She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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