Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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