Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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