Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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