I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
