i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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