It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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