yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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